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An Era.
2 min read
Well, the past few days were emotional.
Was at the launch of the NI regional young carers service.
After watching everything that the other young carers had prepared and heard what they said, I was sitting there thinking, 'I dont do ANYTHING' and ended up crying and everything.
The actual launch was good. I got a mention because I'd spent 3 hours the night before helping to set up the four laptops that were going to be used to show the website and fixing the various problems that arose. Apparently I impressed the IT technicion (Y)
Then yesterday, it seemed that everyone had heard the news of the plan that Leah and I have of leaving. So, that was interesting.
The worst part was when I was leaving Sociology and stopped to talk to the teacher. Ended up spending a full class (and some more) talking to her about everything, including why I wanted to leave. And I cried in front of her. Oops. May have to face her on Monday when I go in to hand an essay to her. But s'all good, i'll bring my own tissue ^_^
Was at the launch of the NI regional young carers service.
After watching everything that the other young carers had prepared and heard what they said, I was sitting there thinking, 'I dont do ANYTHING' and ended up crying and everything.
The actual launch was good. I got a mention because I'd spent 3 hours the night before helping to set up the four laptops that were going to be used to show the website and fixing the various problems that arose. Apparently I impressed the IT technicion (Y)
Then yesterday, it seemed that everyone had heard the news of the plan that Leah and I have of leaving. So, that was interesting.
The worst part was when I was leaving Sociology and stopped to talk to the teacher. Ended up spending a full class (and some more) talking to her about everything, including why I wanted to leave. And I cried in front of her. Oops. May have to face her on Monday when I go in to hand an essay to her. But s'all good, i'll bring my own tissue ^_^
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Hate. (I really don't like you)
1 min read
I hate how one thing that you say can be twisted and adapted so many times that it's almost unreconizable that it was you who even said it in the first place.
I hate how girls feel the need to spread rumours and hurt others just so they look better than everyone else.
And I hate how a friendship of eleven years can be destroyed in one evening because of said things.
I hate how girls feel the need to spread rumours and hurt others just so they look better than everyone else.
And I hate how a friendship of eleven years can be destroyed in one evening because of said things.
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Who am I?
7 min read
Payback time 
Stolen from
Age:
I am considered a minor.
I am over 18.
I am under 13.
I am in between the ages of 13 and 18.
I wish I was older.
I wish I was younger. (I'm a very confused person ^_^)
I like my age.
I know how to drive, even though I'm too young to have my license.
I drink/smoke and I'm underage.
My Appearance:
I have brown hair.
I have blonde hair.
I have black hair.
I have red hair.
I have an unnatural hair color.
I've dyed my hair before.
I've gotten highlights/lowlights before.
I have curly hair.
I have straight hair.
I have wavy hair.
I have frizzy hair.
I straighten my hair every day.
I have brown eyes.
I have blue eyes.
I have gray eyes.
I have hazel eyes.
I have green eyes.
My eyes change colours.
I use color contacts.
I have glasses.
I use regular contacts.
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5'4.
I'm under 5 feet.
I'm over 5'4.
I am over 6 feet tall.
I love my height.
I hate my height.
I am happy with the size I am.
I wish I was skinnier.
I wish I could gain some weight.
I am trying to lose weight.
I have gone on fad diets before.
I have taken diet pills and laxatives.
My shoe size is above a 9.
My shoe size is under a 5.
My shoe size is normal.
It's hard for me to find shoes that fit.
Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Holllister, and American Eagle.
I've shopped at Hot Topic. (Once; got a pikachu t-shirt my brother stole) <3
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies.
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks.
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters. (Forever 21 once. Kinda love it ^_^)
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart.
I love shopping. (but not in a girly way. I find it relaxing)
I hate shopping, and still wear stuff from five years ago.
I own a designer purse.
I love those oversized tote bags.
I despise skinny jeans.
I wear high-waisted jeans.
Mary-Kate Olsen is definitely my style icon.
Shoes are my life.
I live in my converses.
I love Uggs.
I absolutely cannot stand flip flops.
I get my nails done every week.
I wear perfume.
I hate pedicures.
I wear false eyelashes.
I don't wear any makeup. (well, I dont wear any to school. I'd prefer to spend time in bed)
I love Burt's Bees.
I wear a ton of eyeliner.
I wear lipstick.
I wear lipliner.
I feel uncomfortable when wearing mini skirts. (Eh, I feel uncomfortable in ANY skirt!)
I wear a lot of low cut shirts that show a lot of cleavage.
High heels are sexy.
I cannot walk in high heels.
I love wedges.
I live in my jeans.
My dog is my favorite accessory
I prefer granny panties.
I buy all my bras from Victoria's Secret.
I love Victoria's Secret's PINK line.
School:
I am in elementary school.
I am in middle school.
I am in high school.
I am in college.
I am a high school dropout.
I am homeschooled.
I've graduated.
I go to a private school.
I go to a Catholic school.
I go to a public school.
I am in Honors classes.
I want to get into an Ivy League college.
My favorite class is English.
I hate science.
I hate English.
I love math.
I am currently failing one or more of my classes. (Sociology and English lit)
My teachers are horrible, and I have no clue why they were hired.
I love my teachers
I want to graduate now!
I wish I could stay in high school forever.
I am/was in band or orchestra. (Playing clarinet ^_^')
I am/was in choir. (In my old school and I miss it)
I'm in a lot of clubs.
I play a ton of school sports.
I'm on a Varsity or JV team.
I'm in all the school plays.
I can hardly wait to go to college.
My Friends:
I have a best friend.
I have more than one best friend.
I have a lot of acquaintances.
I don't have any friends. (I'm taking about school friends here. I've kinda lost them all from last year and I regret it more than I could explain)
My friends are crazy, but I love them.
My friends and I do a ton of stuff together.
I have a lot of guy friends.
I have had the same best friend for years.
My best friends change like I change my underwear.
My friends and I get into a lot of fights.
The Opposite Sex (or Same Sex):
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I'm single.
I hook up frequently.
I've never had a boyfriend.
I'm gay.
I'm bi. (Although I'm totally abstaining from relationships en ce moment)
I'm lesbian.
I'm pansexual.
I'm boy-crazy.
I've dated my friend's ex.
I've never been kissed.
I've had an abortion before.
I was pregnant in high school.
I'm saving myself until I'm married.
I'm just waiting for the right guy to have sex with.
I lost my virginity under the age of 13.
I love tall guys.
I would date someone shorter than me.
I focus more on looking for a guy/girl with a good personality than a really hot guy/girl.
I love guys with blue eyes.
Facial hair is sexy on some boys.
Guys with piercings and tattoos are amazing. (Some, like lip or eyebrow piercings are okay.. And only tasteful tattoos
)
I love preppy guys.
I love the nerds.
I would date someone in the army.
Family:
My parents are married.
My parents are divorced.
My parents are living together, but aren't married.
I love my parent.
I hate my parents. ( I hate my father, but love my mother ^_^)
I love my parents, but they annoy me a lot.
My parents are so embarrassing!
My parent is really strict.
My parents let me do whatever I want.
I tell everything to my parent.
I don't tell anything to my parents.
I tell some things to my parents.
I have a brother.
I have a sister.
I am the oldest in the family. (In my nucular family)
I'm in the middle. (If you count my half siblings)
I'm the youngest in the family.
I have a brother or sister in college.
I babysit my brother or sister all the time.
I love my grandparents.
One or more of my great grandparents are alive.
I've been to a family reunion before.
Other Stuff:
I'm a grammar nazi.
I love erasers.
Chocolate is sex.
I'm pro choice.
I'm pro life.
I'm a Democrat.
I'm a Republican.
I don't know what I am.
I'm a mix of everything.
I love Bush.
I check my email every day.
I use MSN.
I love Facebook.
I prefer Myspace.
I hate people that TYPE LiiKE THiiS 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsSsS
I love Chinese food.
Stolen from
Age:
I am considered a minor.
I am over 18.
I am under 13.
I am in between the ages of 13 and 18.
I wish I was older.
I wish I was younger. (I'm a very confused person ^_^)
I like my age.
I know how to drive, even though I'm too young to have my license.
I drink/smoke and I'm underage.
My Appearance:
I have brown hair.
I have blonde hair.
I have black hair.
I have red hair.
I have an unnatural hair color.
I've dyed my hair before.
I've gotten highlights/lowlights before.
I have curly hair.
I have straight hair.
I have wavy hair.
I have frizzy hair.
I straighten my hair every day.
I have brown eyes.
I have blue eyes.
I have gray eyes.
I have hazel eyes.
I have green eyes.
My eyes change colours.
I use color contacts.
I have glasses.
I use regular contacts.
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5'4.
I'm under 5 feet.
I'm over 5'4.
I am over 6 feet tall.
I love my height.
I hate my height.
I am happy with the size I am.
I wish I was skinnier.
I wish I could gain some weight.
I am trying to lose weight.
I have gone on fad diets before.
I have taken diet pills and laxatives.
My shoe size is above a 9.
My shoe size is under a 5.
My shoe size is normal.
It's hard for me to find shoes that fit.
Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Holllister, and American Eagle.
I've shopped at Hot Topic. (Once; got a pikachu t-shirt my brother stole) <3
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies.
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks.
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters. (Forever 21 once. Kinda love it ^_^)
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart.
I love shopping. (but not in a girly way. I find it relaxing)
I hate shopping, and still wear stuff from five years ago.
I own a designer purse.
I love those oversized tote bags.
I despise skinny jeans.
I wear high-waisted jeans.
Mary-Kate Olsen is definitely my style icon.
Shoes are my life.
I live in my converses.
I love Uggs.
I absolutely cannot stand flip flops.
I get my nails done every week.
I wear perfume.
I hate pedicures.
I wear false eyelashes.
I don't wear any makeup. (well, I dont wear any to school. I'd prefer to spend time in bed)
I love Burt's Bees.
I wear a ton of eyeliner.
I wear lipstick.
I wear lipliner.
I feel uncomfortable when wearing mini skirts. (Eh, I feel uncomfortable in ANY skirt!)
I wear a lot of low cut shirts that show a lot of cleavage.
High heels are sexy.
I cannot walk in high heels.
I love wedges.
I live in my jeans.
My dog is my favorite accessory
I prefer granny panties.
I buy all my bras from Victoria's Secret.
I love Victoria's Secret's PINK line.
School:
I am in elementary school.
I am in middle school.
I am in high school.
I am in college.
I am a high school dropout.
I am homeschooled.
I've graduated.
I go to a private school.
I go to a Catholic school.
I go to a public school.
I am in Honors classes.
I want to get into an Ivy League college.
My favorite class is English.
I hate science.
I hate English.
I love math.
I am currently failing one or more of my classes. (Sociology and English lit)
My teachers are horrible, and I have no clue why they were hired.
I love my teachers
I want to graduate now!
I wish I could stay in high school forever.
I am/was in band or orchestra. (Playing clarinet ^_^')
I am/was in choir. (In my old school and I miss it)
I'm in a lot of clubs.
I play a ton of school sports.
I'm on a Varsity or JV team.
I'm in all the school plays.
I can hardly wait to go to college.
My Friends:
I have a best friend.
I have more than one best friend.
I have a lot of acquaintances.
I don't have any friends. (I'm taking about school friends here. I've kinda lost them all from last year and I regret it more than I could explain)
My friends are crazy, but I love them.
My friends and I do a ton of stuff together.
I have a lot of guy friends.
I have had the same best friend for years.
My best friends change like I change my underwear.
My friends and I get into a lot of fights.
The Opposite Sex (or Same Sex):
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I'm single.
I hook up frequently.
I've never had a boyfriend.
I'm gay.
I'm bi. (Although I'm totally abstaining from relationships en ce moment)
I'm lesbian.
I'm pansexual.
I'm boy-crazy.
I've dated my friend's ex.
I've never been kissed.
I've had an abortion before.
I was pregnant in high school.
I'm saving myself until I'm married.
I'm just waiting for the right guy to have sex with.
I lost my virginity under the age of 13.
I love tall guys.
I would date someone shorter than me.
I focus more on looking for a guy/girl with a good personality than a really hot guy/girl.
I love guys with blue eyes.
Facial hair is sexy on some boys.
Guys with piercings and tattoos are amazing. (Some, like lip or eyebrow piercings are okay.. And only tasteful tattoos
)I love preppy guys.
I love the nerds.
I would date someone in the army.
Family:
My parents are married.
My parents are divorced.
My parents are living together, but aren't married.
I love my parent.
I hate my parents. ( I hate my father, but love my mother ^_^)
I love my parents, but they annoy me a lot.
My parents are so embarrassing!
My parent is really strict.
My parents let me do whatever I want.
I tell everything to my parent.
I don't tell anything to my parents.
I tell some things to my parents.
I have a brother.
I have a sister.
I am the oldest in the family. (In my nucular family)
I'm in the middle. (If you count my half siblings)
I'm the youngest in the family.
I have a brother or sister in college.
I babysit my brother or sister all the time.
I love my grandparents.
One or more of my great grandparents are alive.
I've been to a family reunion before.
Other Stuff:
I'm a grammar nazi.
I love erasers.
Chocolate is sex.
I'm pro choice.
I'm pro life.
I'm a Democrat.
I'm a Republican.
I don't know what I am.
I'm a mix of everything.
I love Bush.
I check my email every day.
I use MSN.
I love Facebook.
I prefer Myspace.
I hate people that TYPE LiiKE THiiS 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsSsS
I love Chinese food.
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I MUST be a stereotype
10 min read
Bold whatever applies to you by doing this, except no spaces< b > < / b >
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I wear glasses, so I MUST be smart.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (mix of both)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (kinda)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I don't order from the kid's menu, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not/wasn't the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I don't like Twilight, so that MUST be just because everyone else likes it.
I don't have a cell phone, so I MUST have no friends to talk to.
I got bad grades, so I MUST be too dumb to do anything right.
I like TALKING to my teachers, so I MUST be trying to sleep with them to get a good grade.
I'm INTERESTED in other's feelings, so I MUST be spilling people's secrets to each other.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I wear glasses, so I MUST be smart.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (mix of both)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (kinda)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I don't order from the kid's menu, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not/wasn't the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I don't like Twilight, so that MUST be just because everyone else likes it.
I don't have a cell phone, so I MUST have no friends to talk to.
I got bad grades, so I MUST be too dumb to do anything right.
I like TALKING to my teachers, so I MUST be trying to sleep with them to get a good grade.
I'm INTERESTED in other's feelings, so I MUST be spilling people's secrets to each other.
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Fears
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Are you scared of....?
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[x] being a parent (poor child!)
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others.
[x] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 4
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water (almost drowned so even the shower is a problem!)
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[x] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
So far: 8
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people (I actually freak out
)
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
So far: 10
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty (ha, can'e be scared of life)
[ ] Halloween
[x] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (not afraid, I just dont like them)
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
So far: 15
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
So far: 16
Are you scared of....?
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[x] being a parent (poor child!)
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others.
[x] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 4
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water (almost drowned so even the shower is a problem!)
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[x] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
So far: 8
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people (I actually freak out
)[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
So far: 10
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty (ha, can'e be scared of life)
[ ] Halloween
[x] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (not afraid, I just dont like them)
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
So far: 15
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
So far: 16
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